My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We...
people who purposely give their boyfriends boners at inconvenient/inappropriate times are evil and powerful and should be feared
I may be back soon, I don’t know for sure but so much has changed…
Number four made me tear ♡ These are the most lovely and amazing and perfect websites on the internet, I swear.
Six websites I go to when I am upset:
ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff
because look at these fucking things
THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
SCOTLAND STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME HERE
If I could live there, I think I’d finally be happy.
Today has gone from bad to worse. It’s 5am and I’m lying freezing my ass off in the spare bedroom, burrowed into the admittedly huge ironing pile, in an attempt to stay warm. This is my safe room, I hide away in here when shit gets bad. Well, shit is bad.